Millennials Don't Eat Cereal For Breakfast Anymore, And The Reason Is Weird
Your loss, lazy millennials.
Remember the joy-filled, cereal-eating days of your childhood?
They were frequented with Pops, Frosted Flakes and for the super lucky kids, Cocoa Puffs or Cookie Crisp.
Well, apparently millennials are over eating cereal. According to a 2015 survey by Mintel, more than 40% of millennials claim they don't eat cereal for breakfast anymore.
Crazy right!? I mean, now you're a grown-ass adult and can buy Cookie Crisp and eat it every morning if you damn well please, and let me tell you, I do damn well please quite often.
Why, you may ask? Let me quote. it's "an inconvenient breakfast choice because they had to clean up after eating it"
That's right, millennials are missing out on all this delicious breakfast sugar because they can't rinse out a GD bowl.
To each their own, I suppose. It just leaves more cereal out there for me and Ryan to enjoy, preferably together.
Ryan please call me, we can eat cereal together.
So, which Ryan are you? Cereal, or nah?