This Woman Tweets All The Weird Things Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep
"Your eyeballs smell like eyeballs"
Meet Caitlin and her boyfriend, affectionately known on Twitter as Sir Lord Dick Pat. He talks in his sleep, and says some pretty hilarious things. So of course, his loving girlfriend tweets those things.
This whole thing is reminiscent of this awesome wife's texted conversations, which leads me to believe people must just be funnier when they're asleep.
His dreams clearly happen in a world of their own
Where he also has a keen sense of smell
And I'm assuming this dream took place in the Garden of Eden
Sometimes he seems rather pro
And other times like he's living in a cartoon world
But no matter what, they're entertaining
For more hilarious sleep Tweets, follow @sleep_sayings on Twitter
And here's the link for ya