Here Are 19 Reasons You'll Consider Never Going Back to IKEA
The only way out is through.
1. You always think you can go there and get just one thing you need
2. But then you see the big yellow letters outside and feel super overwhelmed
3. You want to leave immediately but it's already too late
4. Everyone is super close to you and it's just the worst
Plus there are breakable items and large carts and small aisles and it's just too much.
5. You feel lost the entire time you're in there.
6. You can't even scroll through your Instagram feed to get a quick break from all the stuff around you
7. It doesn't even matter because most text exchanges from inside idea are unintelligible
8. It's hard for you to get excited about most of the stuff in there anyway
9. Going IKEA with a loved one pretty much guarantees that you won't love them anymore by the end of it
10. IKEA shopping trips have almost ended several of your relationships
11. Thankfully, you can lay down and chill out while you shop
12. You know that no one actually enjoys being there, despite how much they talk about it
13. The self-serve area make you feel ridiculously claustrophobic
14. You dread having to put all this stuff together
15. It's not unusual for the item you need to be out of stock
16. The checkout line is your own personal hell on Earth
17. When you finally feel the sun on your skin again, it'll be for about a half hour because that's how long it's going to take you to figure out the pickup and loading situation
18. There's no way in hell you're not taking everything how in one trip
19. Because you have no plans to come back
