Hands Down, These Are The Top 10 Most Awkward Sex Scenes In Movies
Yep, sex is even awkward in the movies.
1. "Bad Teacher"
There's nothing quite like watching Justin Timberlake dry hump the sh*t out of a displeased Cameron Diaz. We're so used to JT being the suave stud he is, that this sex scene is one of the most cringeworthy but hysterical things ever. Especially when he *finishes* and we're left to stare at that stain on his pants. Smooth, JT.
2. "Knocked Up"
Rarely in movies do we see people having sex when they're pregnant, but that's just what "Knocked Up" does. While Katherine Heigl can barely move for obvious reasons, Seth Rogen is just concerned about crushing her and poking the baby in its face with his penis. 'Cause yeah, that's possible.
3. "American Pie"
Jim gets the genius idea of poking a hole in his mother's fresh baked apple pie, and well, we all know how it plays out. (Bye bye, pie.) To add to the uncomfortableness, Jim's dad finding him on top of the counter while going at it with the pie still makes me hide my face every time.
4. "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"
There's a lot of awkward moments to choose from, but nothing beats the flashback to Steve Carrell's college days where a girl tries to suck on his toe - but he ends up kicking her in the face and giving her a bloody nose. So much for getting laid!
5. "Howard the Duck"
Remember that time Lea Thompson tried to seduce a giant duck? It was the '80s, to be fair. Even though they were joking about hooking up, it becomes real AF when she starts caressing the duck and unbuttons his duck shirt. Luckily, things don't go much further than that, but THEY DO KISS and it's weird.
6. "Superbad"
Just leave it to the adorkable Michael Cera to make things awkward. When Marth MacIsaac comes onto him, he doesn't quite know how to react, so he pulls out cringe-inducing lines that no one ever wants to hear in the bedroom. Or like, ever.
7. "Watchmen"
OK, so they take off their rubber suits and get it on which is cool and all... but to Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah?" Really? Everyone knows if you're at least going to have sexy time with "Hallelujah" (which in itself is a questionable choice) you should go with the Jeff Buckley version. Not that Leonard Cohen isn't great, but watching Silk Spectre and Nite Owl go at it with this song choice is just impossible not to LOL at.
8. "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
Nothing like newlywed sex, amirite?! Darald and Wyoma went at it for the first time (with their clothes on of course) and it was hilariously uneventful. But hey, at least they had fun.
9. "Bridesmaids"
Thank god for the chemistry between Jon Hamm and Kristen Wiig for making some of the most hysterically uncomfortable sex scenes. The chemistry between their characters, however, lacked so hard which sort of made it relatable, cringeworthy, but most importantly enjoyable to watch.
10. "My Super Ex-Girlfriend"
Wouldn't you want to fly over the city thinking you could die at any moment while having sex with your superhero ex? Well, Luke Wilson was pretty much all of us in that scenario, but at least he can say he's joined the mile high club?!