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18 Tweets That Speak To The Soul Of People Who Would Just Rather Not

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

*minimizes window of opportunity 

boring funny lazy hilarious Tweets Non-Premium

1. This honest explanation 

2. This genius policy to live by 

3. This reasonable excuse 

4. This spot-on prediction 

5. This important To Do list 

6. This legitimate question 

7. This specific type of excitement 

And instant removal of pants 

8. Or trying, at least

9. Every. Damn. Time. 

10. Oh the puns! 

11. Oh, I'm so sorry, my grandma's stuck at the liquor store 

Check out Chelsea Handler's hilarious app for your own plethora of excuses for things you want to get out of. 

12. This accurate description of every life choice I make 

13. You speak to my soul, Frankie 

14. Oops

15. Valid argument 

16. That's my favorite part, too! 

17. As of now, party means me and my dog binge watching "Mad Men" 

18. Swipe left if there are any pictures of them hiking 

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