18 Tweets That Speak To The Soul Of People Who Would Just Rather Not
*minimizes window of opportunity
1. This honest explanation
2. This genius policy to live by
3. This reasonable excuse
4. This spot-on prediction
5. This important To Do list
6. This legitimate question
7. This specific type of excitement
And instant removal of pants
8. Or trying, at least
9. Every. Damn. Time.
10. Oh the puns!
11. Oh, I'm so sorry, my grandma's stuck at the liquor store
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12. This accurate description of every life choice I make
13. You speak to my soul, Frankie
14. Oops
15. Valid argument
16. That's my favorite part, too!
17. As of now, party means me and my dog binge watching "Mad Men"
18. Swipe left if there are any pictures of them hiking