Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover, And DON'T Judge A House By Its Exterior
Basic on the outside. Beautiful on the inside.
1. This may look like a generic storage facility, but it's definitely not...
It's a mammoth, beautifully decked out lodge.
Complete with a gargantuan, wrapping leather couch and a big-ass projector TV.
So yeah, it's pretty much the quintessential dude lair.
Check it out here.
2. Here's a three-bedroom, three-bathroom house in Newport, Oregon.
Looks pretty ordinary, right?
Wrong.
The entire inside is decorated like a 1600s estate.
And almost all of the interior is custom-made.
The doorways? Archaic as all get-out.
Every bit of it is ornately decorate to match the era.
And the bedroom? Fit for a king.
In the end, this majestic bad boy will run you $399,000.
Check it out here.
3. Here we have a dump in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
And by "dump"...
I mean a totally bitchin' bachelor pad.
Like, holy shit...
The whole place is just dripping with swag.
Or "drippin' swagu," as the cool kids say nowadays.
It even has a quaint, little back yard patio.
But the price? Not so quaint - or little. You'll have to throw down $1,160,000 cool ones if you want this suave spot.
Check it out here.
4. Next we have this ranch cabin.
Nicely decorated, but pretty basic in terms of space and furnishings.
But that's not what's special about it.
In order to see that, you'll have to take a closer look.
Down two flights of stairs and through a corridor, we come to a thick, cast-iron door. Open it up and what do we have?
ANOTHER GODDAMN HOME.
That's right, this $1,760,000 'cabin' is also an underground fortress, attached to a missile silo originally made for the Cold War.
But the silo itself is pretty creepy, so hopefully no apocalypses happen any time soon.
Check it out here.
5. Here's a house in the U.K.
For all intents and purposes, it looks totally normal. Except for one small thing.
THE ENTIRE INSIDE IS PURPLE.
Seriously, everything.
Bedroom? Purple.
Kitchen? Duh. Purple.
It may seem like a dumb idea, but think of when the seller finds someone obsessed with purple too. They'll be able to ask almost any price!
And then the two of them will go on to be best friends for the rest of their lives.
And actually, someone already did buy the house - for an impressive $400,000.
6. Here's another standard-looking house in the U.K.
It's got a nice, but basic kitchen...
A respectable living room, with a fireplace...
Pretty generic bedrooms...
And a charming backyard patio. But that's not all.
It's also comes with its own PRIVATE PUB.
With an adorable nameplate and everything.
And the inside? A carpeted, fully operational English-style bar, so you can say goodbye to going out every Friday night.
Check it out here.
7. This next apartment is in Chicago.
And it's super 70s.
Seriously, look at that psychedelic wallpaper.
Everything from the excessive mirrors to the clashing decor reeks of a typical 70s retrograde, luxury apartment.
It even has a hideous 'green-screen' green bedroom.
This awesomely hideous, hilariously decorated retro spot can be yours for only $168,724.
Check it out here.
8. And finally, we have a house in Oxford, that's rentable for just $2,250 a month.
It's an ordinary living room...
A pretty basic dining room...
A nice but bland kitchen...
But what makes up for it's ordinariness, is the damn life-sized fake shark sticking out of the roof.
Totally practical.