This Invention Makes Middle-Of-The-Night Bathroom Trips So Much Easier
The IllumiBowl toilet night light is the perfect solution to so, so many of your problems.
"Why would I need a night light for my toilet," you ask?
Why would you not need a night light for your toilet?
Just think of the terrible, terrible struggle of trying to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Nothing takes you from "basically still asleep" to "awfully awake" faster than flipping the bathroom light switch. Like 50% of the time it will take you forever to fall back asleep, and that's a bummer.
The IllumiBowl toilet night light will also prevent you from being surprised by "misfires" in the middle of the night, caused by (who else?) your husband.
As stated, "Marriages will be saved," though I'm not sure why this is a thing to caution against, unless you're extremely dissatisfied in your marriage and your secret plan to end it is by pissing all over the seat. If that's the case, grow up. But if you're accidentally spraying your stream all over the place like some kind of rogue firehose, the toilet night light will help to prevent that, probably.
The night light easily fits on any toilet, and you can choose from nine different colors.
Even if you have an extremely weird-shaped toilet (why would you?), the IllumiBowl will probably fit it.
Plus, it just looks really cool and will give your toilet some much-needed character.
Check out the IllumiBowl website for more information.
Check out the full commercial for the IllumiBowl toilet night light.