24 Tweets From People Who Are Pros At Being Married
"I wonder if Beyoncé gets this annoyed when Jay Z opens a new box of Breathe Right strips before the current one is empty."
1. Sum it up, sister
2. Depends on how much you love your husband
3.
4. I can feel the love
5. He's got it all figured out
6. Sex life, redefined
7. These are the types of important issues you face in marriage
8. Sexy with a dash of judgment
9. And it doesn't sound half bad, either
10. I can't decide if I hope I get to this level or that I never get to this level
11. And still loving him for it
12. *All husbands in the support group nod understandingly*
13. As long as there are two spoons
14. This
15. Probs
16. Rearing its ugly head for the thousandth time
17. Give him the benefit of the doubt
18. The hunt for the obvious never ends
19. Now this would be a smart side business
20. #relationshipgoals
21. Looking forward to it
22. These can get heated
23. Somebody should base their marketing strategy around this
24. It's the little things