Floyd Mayweather Is So Damn Rich It'll Piss You Off

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

Okay, we get it, Floyd Mayweather. You're rich AF. You don't have to keep throwing it in my face.

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1. When Floyd Mayweather buys his son a car for his birthday, that car will be a Mercedes

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Floyd, will you be my new dad?

2. When you're rich AF, why would you not hire four people to massage you at once?

The ol' double-tandem massage. Nothing like it.

3. Yeah, he's got 38 really shiny watches

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Which is superfluous for reasons other than the obvious–there are only 24 timezones in the world, so even if he wanted to set each watch to its own timezone, he's got 14 of 'em going to waste.

4. Floyd's got a pretty eccentric habit of carrying around bags full of cash

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Like, a lot of cash. Apparently he likes to line his fat Benji stacks neatly on a table. Not staged at all for Instagram likes.

5. He's got a goddamned fleet of luxury

6. This should probably be obvious, but Floyd Mayweather owns a tiger

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Thought I was watching "The Hangover" for a second.

7. He literally sleeps on a bed of money

Okay, maybe this is staged too. But the fact that he's lying in such a massive loose stack–even if they're ones–just really rubs in the fact that my wallet is totally empty.

8. Floyd Mayweather once received a check for nearly $41 million

Can you even deposit that much at once, or does he have to do a little bit each day for like 20 years?

9. He may not have someone he loves to share his bed with at night, but at least he's got sweet, lifeless cash

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"Goodnight Benji, I love you."

10. He's got a private jet (duh) that he just takes naps on while zipping over to a nearby city

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11. Amidst all the rich guy shenanigans, he somehow finds times to put really weird captions on the photos he tweets

12. Basically, the guy's rich AF and you should just give up now

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