16 Tweets About Whole Foods That Are So Funny Because They're So Accurate
"Whole Foods before a snowstorm is upper middle class Thunder Dome."
1. We all know where our paychecks really go
2. Really, don't underestimate the value of ANYTHING there
3. You have to choose what you buy wisely
4. There's a reason those "10 items or less" checkout lines always seem longer than the normal lines
5. Never bring your dad to Whole Foods unless you want this reaction
6. Obvi, everything is gluten-free. GTFO of there if you're looking for the good stuff
7. People choose their produce very carefully, it's almost admirable
8. Pumpkin everything is to be expected
9. If you don't bring your own bag, what are you even doing there?
10. If you don't fit in, go home
11. In case you're looking to gift your loved ones with random pieces of fruit/veggies
12. Whole Foods should really rethink their name
13. TFW you sacrifice everything for your special kind of milk
14. TRUTH
15. Where are all the carbs and yummy stuff with this ?
16. Just add organic in front of whatever, and any Whole Foods regular will be into it