This Guy's Ex-Best Man Asked For His Wii Back, So He Kindly Obliged

by N/A, 8 years ago | 3 min read

When Imgur user PM me your Jeep's ex-fiancée and ex-best man started dating he was understandably a little upset.

But even when his ex-best man asked for "his Wii back," he still kindly sent it back to him. He just added a few touches for safety purposes.

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For those in similar situations (God bless you), you'll need a few things for your care package.

- A shit ton of gorilla tape

- A shit ton of zip-ties

- Plenty of creative spitefulness

First, you'll want to zip-tie those loose items securely.

Then, add wrap them in a layer of gorilla tape and zip-tie them again, just to be safe.

Have any valuables? Make sure they're encased with some additional wrapping, like cardboard.

Then zip-tie the hell out of them.

Then, do the same thing you did with your loose items and give the valuables a once over of gorilla tape.

Have any items that are difficult to pack, like cords? Zip-tie those bad boys too.

You're gonna want to use at least 30 zip-ties here, so keep plenty on hand.

Then, once you're done with that, wrap it up into the most confusing cluster-f*ck of a knot you know how to make, and zip-tie it 10 more times.

You should be good to go once you've done this.

With fragile or breakable items, you're going to want to take extra care packing them.

So be extra careful.

First, wrap them up with a profuse amount of gorilla tape. But this time, make sure the adhesive side is facing out.

This will be crucial in maintaining the structure integrity of the encasing.

For the encasing, make sure it's something sturdy and hard as hell to cut through, like garden wire.

Then, wrap your items tightly...as tightly as you humanly, actually.

Then, just to be safe, throw some zip-ties on that bitch.

Finally, you're ready to assemble your package. First add the packing peanuts.

Then, the glitter.

Why? Because glitter is annoying as hell to get rid of and sticks to everything. And it helps keep things safe and secure, with its natural protective qualities.

Then, add some shipping padding along with a healthy dose of more glitter.

You're going to want to dump about twice as much on there as you did the first time.

More padding, more glitter.

And finally, use the rest of the glitter you have in your house and just dump all that shit on there.

And if you don't have much left, go out and buy some more.

Now, you're ready to ship your package! In the words of 'PM me your Jeep,' "Send it off, then sit back and relax."