This Man Tweeted The Most Troll-Worthy Story We've Ever Heard
Australian resident Chris Harrigans will forever be known as the origin of one of the greatest internet trolling stories of all time.
Hold onto your hats, folks, this is great.
Hold on, we're just setting the stage here.
This is the first interesting point, because why wouldn't you gobble up a bag of fried food?
Gross, beach rats (as I not-so-affectionately call them).
An army FOR WHAT?!
And his seagull army, assumedly.
Yes. Yes, he did that.
NEITHER CAN WE.
All valid questions, Chris.
Honestly I don't care if it's true or not, it's a fabulous story either way.
We can only guess it looked something like this
The internet also loved the troll and his story:
We're still waiting for an official confirmation or denial on the great Frankston Seagull Siege of 2016, but it will go down as an internet urban legend either way.