33 Kardashian Instagram Pictures That Just Aren't Real Life
by N/A, 8 years ago |
3 min read
Who eats Popeyes while flying the family's private jet?
1. Post an X-rated pic to celebrate your 40 million Instagram followers
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2. Cuddle with ~the fam~ while wearing matching PJs that probably cost a fortune
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3. Take a nap in the middle of the day in your designer underwear on your v expensive couch...
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4. ...or just sleep in on a weekday looking like a f*cking goddess
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5. Post pictures of your stylish 2-year-old dressed in a swagtastic fur coat
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6. Chill on a yacht in St. Barths while capturing the perfect amount of light to show of your flawless silhouette
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7. Get random gifts from your family that resemble something straight out of an "Elle Decor" catalogue
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8. Show off the amazing things you accomplish at the gym while managing not to sweat a drop
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9. Hang out in hammocks nestled between SoCal palm trees
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10. Celebrate your high school graduation with decked out caps and sweets that are too beautiful to eat
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11. Pose in a grassy field while "subtly" showing off dat ass
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12. Take a casual snap of yourself with needles going through your face! LOL, why not?!
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13. Board your family's private jet looking stylish AF while carrying a giant Popeyes bag...
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14. ...and pigging out on said Popeyes with your squad
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15. Casually making a cocktail midair
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16. Have Thanksgiving dinners with beautiful flower arrangements that take fancy to a whole new level
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17. Stand next to your giant-sized Christmas tree in the middle of your living room, while rocking a onesie you'll probably never wear again
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18. Standing next to just ONE of your bombass cars while looking fly as hell
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19. Finding the perfect light to #selfie with your hash brown
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20. Take a mirror selfie like you DGAF in jackets that cost just as much as your Malibu mansion
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21. Have a specially-made birthday cake with your face on a hundred dollar bill, and being referred to as "KhloMoney"
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22. Take a selfie with a giraffe while keeping it "300 like the Romans"
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23. Have your hair and makeup done by professionals while you *just happen* to show off some cleavage
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24. Post pictures of your kids dressed in mermaid costumes while they chill with (what they think is) a REAL LIFE MERMAID
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25. Have your on-again/off-again lover give you a boob "lift" by the pool
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26. Match from head to toe in snakeskin while posing with windblown hair on a yacht
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27. Dress up like a sexy snow angel for your Halloween party, but first, stop to take a pick in between your Rolls-Royce and Ferrari. NBD
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28. Cuddle up with bae on the family Mercedes SUV
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29. Or sprawl across your Range Rover in a throwback Juicy Couture tracksuit
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30. Personalize your pillowcases.
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31. Share a pic of yourself chowing down on grub claiming you're "always" eating, while looking like a supermodel
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32. Share what you look like after your DIY spray tan!
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33. And of course, getting a personalized speech from Kanye West before his big wedding, which you're obviously invited to
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Ugh, how does one become a Kardashian?
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