McDonald's All-Day Breakfast Just Got Better, If You Can Stomach McDonald's
McDonald's has undergone a lot of changes in recent months. If you're crazy enough to eat McDonald's, you should know the "Dollar Menu" is gone. Coming in to replace the lack of a Dollar Menu is the offering of all-day breakfast, which sounds like a really sweet deal for stoners and teens alike. The change seems to have been a success, as a reported 5.7% increase in sales has occurred since rolling out the new offerings, but McDonald's plans to sweeten the pot more for those still driving-thru.
Breakfast was technically being offered all day (for those who wanted to subject themselves to such foods), but at the 11 a.m. mark, the menu was still reduced, meaning the entirety of breakfast wasn't being offered.
But um, what if a person willing to eat this food wanted a McGriddle?! Oh, the humanity! McGriddles were being withheld from people who couldn't get themselves out of bed before 11 a.m., and they needed their voices to be heard.
Well, McDonald's has finally come around, and the idea of all-day breakfast is now not just an idea, but a truth.
Well, actually, let's pump the breaks again. They are planning on rolling out all-day McGriddles and all the other breakfast foods for the entirety of our 24 hours of daily potential indulgences, but only in one location for now. Yes, they've duped us all once again.
72 Tulsa, Oklahoma, locations will be testing the idea of actually getting all-day breakfast served up for 2-3 months, and if it goes well, it will be implemented on a national scale.
So, if you want a McGriddle, or a McMuffin or a McGut-Ache post 11 a.m., you'll need to make your way to Tulsa or hope one of the latter two of those options currently falls under your "local-market" demands.