If You Don't Think Breakfast Is King, Here's 6 Truths Bombs To Convince You

by N/A, 8 years ago | 2 min read

"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
"Breakfast of champions."
"Etc."

You've heard it all when it comes to breakfast, and there's plenty of reason you shouldn't skip on the first meal of the day. Namely, the compounding of the two parts of the word: break, fast. You need to break the fast that you've experienced between dinner and the waking moments of your morning. That should be reason enough, because who doesn't love eating? Not convinced? Here are some more definitive reasons.

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1. It's the first excuse of the day to eat bacon

Oh boy, do we know you love bacon! You can admittedly eat bacon at any point during the day, but when it's one of the key ingredients for a morning meal, why pass that opportunity up? You don't have to, that's the beautiful breakfast point! Sizzle and griddle your way to the day's first greasy treat and get happy.

2. You get to eat desserts and pretend they're not desserts

Most breakfast foods are literally just excuses to eat dessert, and nobody questions you for doing so. Eat pancakes. Eat waffles. Eat doughnuts. The list goes on, and they're all breakfast foods, yet actually just cleverly disguised desserts. More syrup/sugar/immense feelings of child-like joy, please!

3. You can eat as much as a lumberjack, just because that's the way portions are dished out of a morning

The funny thing about breakfast is that you can just load your plate up like you're ready to go into hibernation because that's just the way it is. Break the fast by loading up on carbs and meat and gravy. It's a legitimate excuse to do so, and everybody's doing it!

4. You can eat a more artistic creation that's equal parts healthy and delicious, if not opting for the lumberjack portion seen above

Now, if for some reason you want to pass on the golden opportunity of eating like a lumberjack, you can instead go for an artistic creation such as Eggs Benedict on toast with some greens, and yes, of course, bacon. Do whatever you want, it's your breakfast, so own it!

5. You can eat something that perfectly pairs with watching cartoons like you're a child

Seriously, just pour a big bowl of cereal and go sit in front of the TV for some cartoons. It doesn't have to even be a Saturday, like your tradition as a kid. Just do it, any day of the week. Only breakfast foods can bring you that enjoyment and have the perfect continuity between animation and curing starvation. It's a win-win!

6. You can eat the staple food of breakfast (eggs) in a plethora of ways, meaning the possibilities of what you eat in the morning are endless, with just one food group

Finally, eggs are the staple of most breakfast dishes, as you know, and eggs can be prepared in a number of ways. You're not limited to just scrambled or sunny side up or etc., etc. You've got so many options from literally just the one part of breakfast. No other meal has a food that serves as it's spokesperson and also works in a chameleon-like manner.