The Blizzard Known As Jonas Had An Aphrodisiac Effect On An East Coast City
Snowstorm Jonas hit the East Coast hard, and apparently that made some people feel rather the same, if you catch my drift (not a snow pun BTW). Anyway, with harsh wintery conditions, many parts of the East Coast shut down, and people were forced to stay indoors and try to stay warm. There's plenty of options for staying warm:
1) Drinking hot cocoa
2) Building a fire if you have a fireplace
3) Blankets, etc.
You get the point, but one city in particular took an alternative route.
Anyway, seeing this out their windows, citizens of the East Coast collectively took the day off work, opened up their computers and rather than binging on Netflix, found their way to a website that would typically be NSFW during office hours: Pornhub.
Yep, the East Coast passed up those other options for staying warm and decided to heat things up with a little personal friction. And, as you'll see from the data, those who should've been making decisions about combating Jonas were preoccupied.
There you have it, the leaders of our nation had a consistent spike in Pornhub viewing during the Jonas blizzard, and just really went to town on Sunday. That's two days after the storm even hit. They made it through the worst of it, but then just couldn't help themselves from revisiting the warmth of themselves.
If by chance you're curious when these pervy-politicians were getting down to business (off the clock), here's a timeline of traffic spikes from our nation's capital.
As you can see, they couldn't sleep through the night, thus hopped on in the early hours of Sunday, then presumably after sleeping it off, getting something to eat and realizing it was still snowing outside, came back for some more action in the middle of the afternoon.
That's all the wacky insights for now–at least you know how your tax dollars were spent in this instance.