28 Hilarious Tweets About Sex, Just Because

by N/A, 8 years ago | 1 min read

"In theory, sex should be grosser than letting someone borrow your toothbrush, but it's not."

1. This sacrifice in the name of sex jokes

2. Oh how the mind wanders

3. Oh, is THAT what that means?

4. No Netflix, no chill.

5. There's a fine line there

6. Well, I guess that answers the question

7. Touché

8. What a spot on analogy

9. "Yes, that's exactly what I meant"

10. Now there's a vicious cycle

11. This man speaks the truth

12. Damn it, not again!

13. It's a give and take relationship

14. Solidarity, sister!

15. Now that's called business time

16. Proceed with caution

17. Nailed it!

18. Tread lightly

19. Well there's a new one

20. This happens to me all the time

21. That's about right

22. PREACH

23. Complicated math

24. Practice makes perfect

25. Long past CPR stage

26. Now that's something to be concerned about

27. "Back in my day..."

28. #winning