Think Your Morning's Rough? Here Are 11 Worse Ways To Get Up In The Morning

by N/A, 9 years ago | 3 min read

There's at least one thing we all know to be true about adulthood: waking up in the morning and feeling the weight of your responsibilities on your groggy shoulders sucks big time. That's made about ten times worse when the way you're actually woken up is extremely unpleasant. Forget the alarm clock, here are reddit's answers (thanks to inquisitor TheCreatorLovesYou) to the question What is the worst possible way to be woken up?

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What is the worst possible way to be woken up?

This was the question asked of the AskReddit community by TheCreatorLovesYou. Read on for every possible answer you could imagine.

1. We all know this old classic is just terrible. But are there worse ways to be woken up in the morning?

Yes, yes there are.

2. GOOD MORNING, SON.

3. That sounds kind of fun actually.

4. "Good morning Mr. Kitty, do you have something to tell me? Andddd there's puke everywhere."

5. You can just feel this happening, and it's awful.

6. This is surely the song that's playing as you wait in line at the gates of Hell.

7. This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Don't do this, btw.

8. "Good morning officer, can I get you some coffee?" *gets face bashed in*

9. Well, that's extremely specific.

But I agree, it would be terrible to wake up that way.

10. "IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING."

11. Ew.

"Dear brother" indeed.

Just be thankful that you're already awake and don't have to worry about going through the torture of another morning... until tomorrow.