This Guy Trolls His Sister's Suitors By Sending Hannibal Lecter Quotes
by N/A, 8 years ago |
2 min read
When it comes to pursuing women, some guys can be a little too persistent. And pushy. And dumb.
For dealing with this types of fools, Imgur user lucy2shoes came up with the perfect solution: give them her older brother's number. And naturally, he enjoys having a little troll-fun with his sister's bothersome suitors - by pretending to be Hannibal Lecter.
"To get the guy at the bar to leave me alone I gave him my number, which was actually my brother's number, who then only responded with Hannibal Lecter quotes." And so it begins...
Guy's already clearly a sucker.
Either this kid isn't intimidated by nonsensical, high-flung vocabulary, or he's got other things on his mind.
You know...
In any case, his persistence is actually kind of impressive. But the brother's troll job is even more so.
Like a sirrrr.
Amazingly, the suitor continues to successfully ignore/move past the brother's troll responses...
But eventually, he got thrown off his game.
His "game."
And the brother continued on with his impeccable trolling...
"I don't want you to feel any pain."
After thoroughly discouraging his sister's suitor, he started wrapping things up.
Yeah, fly back to school, boy.
Then he ended it in the most perfect way.
Well done good and faithful brother. Well done.
Now, ladies with older brothers, can we please make this a thing already?
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Do not show me this again