Sexy Times Will Be Gone If You Are Caught Wearing These 13 Things
by N/A, 8 years ago |
3 min read
Fashion is hard. Most people don't have much of a sense for it. These people, though, bring whole new meaning to the word fugly.
1. Are they jeans or are they sandals? They're both. One question you'll certainly know the answer to: will these jean sandals get me laid?
2. There are a lot of fashion mishaps that'll prevent you from getting the coitus you seek. For instance, wearing a pair of used underwear converted to a tank.
Did you think nobody would be able to tell?
3. Wearing a pair of jeans that function as socks? Don't worry about bringing any condoms out with you tonight.
4. A squadron of multicolored fedoras? Just throw out the key to your chastity belt. You won't need to open that thing anytime soon.
If you could see their faces, you'd probably be able to see some serious neckbeards. Classic fedora culprits.
5. Really, fedoras are just awful. They haven't been cool for 60 years, babe.
And those shirts aren't fooling anyone. You're not cool. Just stop.
6. Yeah, nobody's going to think you're crazy if you wear and talk into this thing. Nobody whatsoever.
Never mind she's wearing gloves for socks, what happened to the shoes that were supposed to go over those socks? Instead of getting that nut, make shoe shopping a priority.
8. Somehow, despite her horrible sense of fashion, this woman obviously managed to get laid at some point in the last year or so.
And how that happened is beyond me.
9. Dude, get a longer t-shirt. Or a belt.
10. Your ankles may sweat a lot–though your feet will be cool. Which is a bonus, but this completely removes any chance you might be gettin' that nut.
11. If the shoe was on the other foot, you might get yourself some sexy times. But not like this.
For now, you just look like a fool.
12. Chip bags will never be the next hot fashion accessory.
And they won't get you any closer to getting banged.
13. Last but not least, this is the worst thing I could possibly imagine.
Just through out your computer, because you'll never see anything as unattractive as this.
