5 Reasons To Be Thankful You Have A Girlfriend, Since You're So Boring
The cliché "my better half" is supposed to just be a joke when you're discussing the whereabouts of your girlfriend or boyfriend when you're in a social gathering. Unfortunately, when it comes to a lot of people, specifically those with a girlfriend (such as myself), that cliché is in fact, a reality. Awesome girlfriends shape the way a person behaves, because before an awesome girlfriend comes around, they were probably just a loser longing for someone to define them as a person.
And boy how much you would give to have those qualities for yourself. Good thing she's got them and you can just piggyback off of her ultra superior spirit of awesomeness when around other people. Although she's independently interacting, while you stand closely by just laughing at frequent beats of time to feel involved in the conversation.
2. She gets along with your friends and family and they question why they ever considered you a friend before she existed
These are the people who probably most often say something like, "Where's your better half?" jokingly, but it soon starts to set in with them that she actually is your better half. That's when they'll start wondering what they did with you before she existed in this dynamic. Gee whiz, you were boring without her.
3. She’s there for you when you’re feeling down and make you laugh about how dumb you’re acting
You probably feel down a lot, because, well, you've been you for so long. Good thing she's there to just make you laugh at that fact while you continue to use her to feel cool.
4. She accepts your individual interests, but also makes you do cooler things than that, because see #1
"That sounds fun, or we could not do that and do something actually fun." When it comes to someone like me, it's always just, "let's watch this movie or TV show," and then that turns into a hike or a night on the town. Good thing awesome girlfriends can make life less pathetic, right?!
5. She loves you for who you are, despite the fact that you are in fact a loser
She knows you, and knows you don't have much going on, but hey, "she loves ya!" She probably says "ya" instead of "you" because she's slowly starting to wonder why she does and "ya" is less intimate than "you," thus she feels less guilty saying it. Anyway, hold on to her for dear life, because she's the better half of what little life you've got.