Bathroom Emergencies Are A Thing Of The Past Thanks To This New Product
There are few things more grueling than being stuck in your car when the "hold it in, dammit!" instinct kicks in. You know what I'm talking about: you need to take a dump, a #2, do the deuce, etc., but being you're in your car, you have to wait. The only thing worse than that may be when you're out camping, and the only way to drop a load off is to squat among the trees and try not get it all over yourself.
Well, both problems have been solved thanks to this nifty "Tire-Toilet" creation.
Seriously, next time you find yourself in one of these two backside-binds, just get out the "Tire-Toilet," dig a hole in the ground beneath and feel the sweet release of normal bodily functions.
How great is this? You'll never have to unhealthily hold it in, and you'll certainly never have to have unsatisfactory deuces when you're camping. The "Tire-Toilet" is the solution to all things intestinal emergencies.
No need to sweat it out and try to hold it in until you can find your way to a restroom at some gas station or back at the office.
Just pull out the "Tire-Toilet," drop your britches and do what you do. It's that simple. Okay, maybe you shouldn't do this in an office parking lot or on the shoulder of a busy highway. But hey, when nature calls...
There's certainly no reason to ever find yourself sprinting in the direction of your nearest restroom ever again. The "Tire-Toilet" is at your disposal for when you need to dispose of certain things.
Essentially, the "Tire-Toilet" is the best way to get things done when you're on the go and an unexpected alarm goes off in your torso area. Happy dumping to all who find this creation, and use it wisely!