This Is What Happens When Math Makes Its Way To The Kitchen
You know the overwhelming feeling you get when you're with some friends, and you're sharing a pizza and then out of nowhere what little math skills you might have come rushing back to you as you try to figure out which slices are the most advantageous to take, ensuring you get as much pizza as you craved? Yeah, that feeling. It's cumbersome, nearly to the point of making sharing a pizza unenjoyable. Because who wants to math when they're engulfing 'za*?
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*not apologizing for using the word 'za.
Well, the beautiful minds at Firebox have a solution: a protractor pizza cutter. That's right, the double-sided Protractor Pizza Cutter can evenly cut 6 or 8 slices into your pizza pie for piece perfection.
Stop worrying that one of your friends has better trigonometric vision than you, and is thus eye-balling and chowing down of the larger pieces of pizza. Take the uncertainty of typical pizza cutting, and put some mathematical equations into this whole thing.
You were already inundated with trying to dissect whether that particular piece was acute or obtuse and whether it was worthy of your belly, so why not just go ahead and measure the angles yourself and make sure of it?
It's the only way a person of our technologically driven world should prepare, serve and subsequently eat pizza. If you find yourself thinking this is a bit of overkill, how about you keel over and save the pizza for the rest of us.
Seriously, this Protractor Pizza Cutter from Firebox is the only way to give yourself and your fellow pizza eaters a true sense of piece of mind. Nobody wants to be swindled out of getting their fair share of the pizza, and this creation takes the guessing game out of it.
"No more hopeless rickety wheels, just a sharp stainless steel blade." Most importantly it, "features cutting-edge technology." I'll admit, Firebox's pun there is better than any of my attempts, but I digress.
The point is, eating and sharing a pizza involves math, no matter how you look at it, so get your Protractor Pizza Cutter today to ensure you're not on the losing end of 'za math equation gone wrong.