You Will Never Sleep Easy Again After Looking At These 17 Nightmarish Dolls
Sweet dreams.
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Take this moment to be thankful for your mom.
2. Ventriloquism has always been creepy, but this is just on a whole other level.
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3. Is this where MADtv got their logo from?
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And are those freckles or liver spots?
4. Get the hell out of here right now. Seriously, leave.
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In the same breath, they nailed his features.
5. Just boycott antique stores forever. You're not missing anything.
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Other than the inspiration and subjects of your next series of nightmares.
6. What is this, Madonna as a Crank Yanker?
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7. If cowboys looked like this, Wild West movies would be absolutely horrific.
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8. Uncle Rico needs to stop collecting...
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9. Like, seriously Rico, stop.
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Also, can we take a minute to observe the debaucherous murals of voluptuous-assed women in the background?
10. I don't care how many apples it takes, I'll consume a whole goddamn orchard if it keeps him away.
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11. NOPE. UH UH. NO.
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This is not okay.
12. Soooo it's crying honey? Or pee? Whatever.
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Seriously convinced those are real eyes.
13. Doll, incarnated doll, or actual tiny person? It's a complete fucking tossup.
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14. American Girl Doll called. They want their demon possessed emo hipster back.
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15. OMG only $16?!? WHAT A STEAL.
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16. She survived the fire...and now she's coming for you.
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Bitch needs some lotion doe.
17. So yeah, good luck sleeping ever again.
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