Is Anyone Sad These 1990s Trends Disappeared? I Doubt It

They lit up when you walked, for Chrissake. What else do you want them to do, provide ankle support???

There's a reason you can hardly find these bad boys in thrift stores - no one's giving them away. 

How the concept of sleeveless drug rugs didn't survive more than a few years is beyond me. Like, California, what happened? This shit was your bread and butter.

Pretty sure half of their lines were Jackson Pollock inspired.

Mom and Dad were wrong. These are STILL cool as hell. And they were absolutely perfect for activities and stuff. Hell, they were a perfect collision of fashion and function.

Popularized by Leo in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape."

Bowl cuts, but somehow cooler. Somehow...

When you go to Orlando with your parents, people need to know.

More specifically, bleached overalls with one strap unbuttoned. Because two-strappin' is for sheep. And you're not a sheep.

Er, wait...that's still a thing. Never mind, we're good on this one.

The zipper's the only thing holdin' them up and you know that gets you goin'.

For all we know, they might still very well be a thing in some circles. The question is, why aren't more working class professionals rocking them? So confused.

They were chic, they were bold. They were PATTERNIZED. Ugh, the PATTERNS.

They weren't just badass, they were PRACTICAL. How many times have you lost your wallet since 2000? Yeah, exactly.

That whole color changing business definitely didn't stop working after the first wash. Nope, definitely not.

BRING. THEM. BACK. BRING EVERYTHING BACK. Fashion is nothing without the 90s' fashionable af fingerprint, clearly.