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Are These The Names Of Desserts Or Sex Positions? We'll Let You Decide...

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

If you're like me, you've probably noticed breakfast is just an excuse to eat dessert. If you're even more like, you might also have noticed just how NSFW some of these so-called desserts have been named. The names of all these desserts are just begging for you to take their likeness to the bedroom, with a partner of choice, and pull off a maneuver so enjoyable, you'll get the same pleasure sensations you would if you were eating the delicacy the "sex-move" was named after. Confused? Dive in!

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1. The "Glazed Doughnut"
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You’ll need to towel off after this sexy stuff!

2. The "Cookie"

What rhymes with cookie? You know what I'm talking about!

3. The "Lava Cake"
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You know there’s about to be an eruption when somebody pulls this maneuver!

4. The "Pavlova"

Much like the Pavlov experiments there is about to be WAY too much salivating going on around here!

5. The "Long John"

Need we say more? Yes: cream filled, I do by d-éclair! 

"Hi-oh!"

6. The "Pound Cake"

It’s about to get really physical up in here!

"Yowza!"

7. The "Gelato(e)"

It might be a fetish, but it’s super hot!

8. The "Whoopie Pie"

Someone's about to be "makin’ whoopee" (pie that is)!

9. The "Sorbet"

You know what I'm sayin', i.e. sore-BAE! After pulling this one off you’re going to need to ice down.

"Ow, ow!"

10. The "Macaroons"

This hot number ruins the sheets, so use it wisely–you dirty dogs!

11. The "Cake Balls"

Bite size and you can’t just have one (barring a medical condition)!

12. The "Licorice"

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This involves a lot of tongue and nothing else. Yeah, you know, it's straight up tantalizing!

13. The "Banana Split"
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A classic move that hits the spot every time!

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