7 Subjects We Just Can't Seem To Tell The Truth About
by N/A, 8 years ago |
1 min read
We're all liars. All of us.
1. Sleeping
"Sleeping? What? NO. I was just resting my eyes...asshole."
2. Not having someone's number
"New phone who dis."
3. Crying
"Crying??? I was just yawning. Seriously, "Up" is super boring dude."
*Turns away to discreetly choke on lump in throat*
4. Music
"Catrocket Sugar Boxers? Oh yeahhhhhh I LOVE THEM..."
Case in point, this shit.
5. Travel
"Oh my gosh, you absolutely have to visit Florence when you go to Italy. It's BEAUTIFUL."
*Has never been out of the country*
6. ETAs
"Be there in 20 minutes!"
20 minutes later...
"Be there in 15 minutes!"
7. Injuries
*Falls down an entire flight of stairs* "Aaaaaaggghhh!!!! What? Oh, yeah...no, I'm fine. I just broke the hell out of my leg."
Guys, why oh why do you lie so much?!
WISE WORDS CHRIS. WISE WORDS.
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Do not show me this again