7 Subjects We Just Can't Seem To Tell The Truth About
by N/A, 8 years ago |
1 min read
We're all liars. All of us.
1. Sleeping
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"Sleeping? What? NO. I was just resting my eyes...asshole."
2. Not having someone's number
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"New phone who dis."
3. Crying
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"Crying??? I was just yawning. Seriously, "Up" is super boring dude."
*Turns away to discreetly choke on lump in throat*
4. Music
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/7bb342d734c0cef4d2cc5837b5d32e61.gif)
"Catrocket Sugar Boxers? Oh yeahhhhhh I LOVE THEM..."
Case in point, this shit.
5. Travel
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c67f3bde2e638ff2db7c377e538ea449.gif)
"Oh my gosh, you absolutely have to visit Florence when you go to Italy. It's BEAUTIFUL."
*Has never been out of the country*
6. ETAs
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"Be there in 20 minutes!"
20 minutes later...
"Be there in 15 minutes!"
7. Injuries
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*Falls down an entire flight of stairs* "Aaaaaaggghhh!!!! What? Oh, yeah...no, I'm fine. I just broke the hell out of my leg."
Guys, why oh why do you lie so much?!
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WISE WORDS CHRIS. WISE WORDS.
✕
Do not show me this again