7 Subjects We Just Can't Seem To Tell The Truth About

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

We're all liars. All of us.

1. Sleeping

"Sleeping? What? NO. I was just resting my eyes...asshole."

2. Not having someone's number

"New phone who dis."

3. Crying

"Crying??? I was just yawning. Seriously, "Up" is super boring dude."

*Turns away to discreetly choke on lump in throat*

4. Music

"Catrocket Sugar Boxers? Oh yeahhhhhh I LOVE THEM..."

Case in point, this shit.

5. Travel

"Oh my gosh, you absolutely have to visit Florence when you go to Italy. It's BEAUTIFUL."

*Has never been out of the country*

6. ETAs

"Be there in 20 minutes!"

20 minutes later...

"Be there in 15 minutes!"

7. Injuries

*Falls down an entire flight of stairs* "Aaaaaaggghhh!!!! What? Oh, yeah...no, I'm fine. I just broke the hell out of my leg."

Guys, why oh why do you lie so much?!

WISE WORDS CHRIS. WISE WORDS.