Let This Guy Serve As A Lesson About Not Getting Random Tattoos As A Teenager

by N/A, 8 years ago | 1 min read

"I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done," he says...

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Meet Lewis Flint, an English chap from the lovely town of Grimsby. One thing you should know about Lewis is he has no regrets - well, except one.

His vacuum dick tattoo, "Henry," designed in the likeness of his Henry vacuum.

Flint recently appeared on an episode of Bodyshockers, expressing his regret for the hilariously awesome, yet dumbass teenage decision. But it wasn't always that way. “I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero. I loved it.”

But things all changed for the "local hero" when Henry started interfering with his sex life: "I was with a girl recently and I liked her… things were going well until we got naked.”

Astonishingly, she wasn't a fan of Flint's crotchal masterpiece. “When she saw it she said ‘What’s that? I am off!’ I was gutted. I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done.”

Can we just take a minute to appreciate that sentence? He "never thought [he] would regret" his dick vacuum tattoo...named Henry...right, got it.

Eventually, Flint resorted to laser removal to rid himself of the tattoo, but found the experience to be too painful.

“The thought of that going round near my balls is unbearable,” he said.

Apparently removing Henry and the pain that comes with it isn't worth righting the slowly capsizing ship that is Flint's love life. But who knows, maybe he'll find someone who accepts him for who he is - someone who accepts Henry.