From Flirting To The First Kiss: 16 Embarrassing Dating Situations All Awkward Girls Face
by N/A, 8 years ago |
3 min read
#ForeverSingle
1. While your flirting style may seem *sexy* to you, others might be a little, um, turned off by it.
You just can't wink like a normal human being.
2. ...and when someone actually tries to flirt with you, you're usually oblivious.
Wait, you mean the cute barista was flirting with me when he asked for my name and number? DAMMIT!
3. You pretty much just assume that no one is into you.
4. So when a stranger asks for your number, you're so stunned you don't know how to respond.
Call me maybe?
5. You analyze whether or not your crush actually likes you 5,000 times.
If he sends me the monkey emoji with the hands covering the eyes, does that mean he thinks I'm cute?
6. When he asks you to dance.
7. You often find yourself struggling for words, or are unable to fully formulate how you feel because he's just so damn attractive.
8. When things have been going surprisingly well and you try to make a move.
You're a professional at ruining sexy moments.
9. You become extremely self-conscious of your table manners and how you look when you're eating food.
10. When it comes time for the check, and you're not sure whether he's covering you or not.
11. Alcohol is basically your BFF on a date because it magically makes things less awkward.
12. When you're just trying to get to know your date on a genuine level.
13. The more you like someone, the more nervous you become.
You suddenly become self conscious of everything you're doing and it heightens your awkwardness. SUCH A VICIOUS CYCLE.
14. When you're saying goodbye to your crush and want to play it cool.
Did I linger too much? Did I not linger enough? Was I too close to his face?!
15. Or, when he leans in for a kiss at the end of the night and you totally weren't expecting things to heat up so fast.
Wink.
16. Last but not least, those rare times you have a successful flirting encounter feels like you just won the fucking lottery.
GET IT GIRL!
And may your awkwardness be ever in your favor.
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Do not show me this again