When Pizza And Fashion Come Together, We're Treated To These 7 Perfect Products
Pizza, or 'za if you still talk like imbecilic 90s idiots, is without question the collective lovechild of all members of civilization who've been blessed enough to have been given such a gift of cuisine. Vegetarians and carnivorous beings alike can appreciate the simplistic design, yet ever-lasting tastiness in a variety of sizes, cuts, toppings, temperatures and meals, making it literally the (unbiasedly) greatest food on Earth.
BUT, how xN mere humans show appreciation–other than devouring it?
There's now a Tea Party, so why not give pizza it's own political party? Okay, fine, the Tea Party is representative of the ideals behind the Boston Tea Party, so that's what that means, but maybe we all can find a way to reference pizza at some point in history and get this thing off the ground? C'mon, it only seems fair to those of us who've committed so much our lives to pizza already. Whatever platform Pizza Party is running on, it'll have unquestioned support. Buy your shirt here.
2. Wear a backpack that looks like a pizza, and maybe even carry pizza in it!
Instead of carrying a book bag full of books, why not carry a pizza backpack full of pizza? It's the only way you can actually simultaneously outwardly show your physical need and affection for all things pizza while also having the means of carrying pizza around, you know, just in case.
3. Wear a pizza necklace with slices which fit in with a group of your 'za loving friends (or pizza if your friends aren't 90s imbeciles).
Instead of hearts broken in two that fit together for couples to wear, or having something else to share among best friends, the best way to bring whichever group it is together, is to bring them together with the thing in the world we all wish we had near us, even more than our closest acquaintances. Wearing this necklace alongside whoever else is in your group is a reminder what it takes to actually get you all together, which is the promise of eating pizza.
4. Wear a t-shirt with a sexual innuendo about pizza, as if it's a joke, even though it's not.
This type of statement is usually reserved for hot and heavy moments of (cringe-worthy) recollection of sexual conquests. Well, let's all stop for a moment and realize how much more exhilarating pizza is than anything you can do with a fellow human being. This t-shirt is the best way to admit those desires.
5. Wear an apron with a dog tossing pizza dough while you perform the same activity, just to remind you how amazing this process is.
A dog tossing pizza dough is cute in all, but the duty this apron performs is of greater value. The only thing better than eating pizza is making it for yourself and then subsequently engulfing it. It's a double sense of accomplishment: making your own meal and also the yumminess of your creation.
6. Wear these shoes so that every time you look down your reminded of your favorite thing that exists in the world, plus showing everyone exactly what that thing is: pizza.
You can get these shoes because of their overall comfort, but let's just be honest and admit that these are nothing more than a frequent reminder of what you should be doing. If you're wearing these shoes, the only reason should be because you're walking to a local pizza parlor to pick up pizza and nothing else.
7. Wear this pizza fragrance so you never have to live another moment without the salivation-worthy aroma that is freshly baked pizza.
This cologne from Demeter Fragrance is quite literally the only option for keeping the deliciousness of pizza in your life at all times without working at a pizza shop or rubbing your armpits with pizza grease of a morning. The latter option seems quite unsanitary and probably won't leave you with the same yummy aroma "Pizza" by Demeter Fragrance does.