If You've Ever Lost Your BFF To A Romantic Relationship, You Know These Moments Well
by N/A, 8 years ago |
2 min read
Goodbye BFFL, hello perpetual third wheel.
1. So, when we hang out he's going to always be around, too?
Great! I love being the third wheel!
2. He knows I'm number one, right?
Chicks over dicks always & 4ever.
3. OMG I get it, he's cute. You really, really like him. Can we talk about me now?
4. Ummm, since when did you start caring about sports?
Oh yeah, when you started dating whats-his-face.
5. So I guess this means no more ladies' night outs.
Now it's more like lady night in. At least I have Netflix.
6. Of course I don't mind taking another #adorable couple photo of you guys! Nope! Not at all!
Is this photo of you two at the bar going to be drastically different than the one I took of you at the bar last weekend? 'Cause they're all starting to look the same...
7. I don't fucking know what you should get him for his birthday. Nor do I really care.
Sorry. Just don't.
8. Do you guys really have a secret handshake and code words?
Last time I checked that was our thing.
9. I get it, your sex life is fantastic.
10. Remember how fun it was to have your own life?
With me, of course.
11. Oh, he likes Lana Del Rey too? Still doesn't make him cool.
12. Don't you get sick of being so lovey dovey all the time?
The constant PDA makes me want to hurl.
13. Aww, you got into a fight?! I'm listening...
Advice you give: break up with him. He doesn't deserve you.
14. So happy my "good advice" made you guys get back together... yay.
15. Just please don't come crying to me the next time you break up for five seconds.
Not interested.
16. Of course I'll be your maid of honor. I've been planning this day forever.
'Cause boy or no boy, your bond is still unbreakable.
✕
Do not show me this again