If You've Never Heard Of Kirby Jenner, You Need To Read This Immediately
"Kirby Jenner" is the moniker of a small, mustachioed man who's been photoshopping himself into pictures of Kendall Jenner. You just have to see this for yourself because I can't do written justice to the visual comedic gold.
No? Then read on, friend.
"Kirby Jenner" is the brainchild of some guy on the internet who also happens to be a master of photoshop.
This photoshop master strategically placed himself into photos with Kendall. Note the muscle milk.
While we don't know Kirby's full story, we're left to assume that Kirby is Kendall's less famous (and less attractive) brother.
From this picture, it appears we're also left to assume that Kirby is less cared for by the Jenner/Kardashian clan. Why else would we never have heard of Kirbs? This pic also leads me to believe that Kirby and Kendall are twins, as evidenced by Kirby's "cake," implying the two share a birthday.
Nonetheless, Kirby has his own sex appeal. Check out the hot sandwich-and-whitey-tighties look.
Sporting his own version of "sexy" underwear.
Sometimes Kirby can kind of be a third wheel, though.
Kirbs and the Biebs both share a predilection for denim, clearly.
Unfortunately, he was edited out of the English language version.
He has occasionally been known to get a little rowdy, though.
Nice hat, Kirbs.
Just showin' a little g-string, nothing out of the ordinary for the Jenners.
And, once again, the sandwich-in-hand look is so hot right now.
Just give him a little attention and maybe he'll go away.