Once You See This Unbelievable Flavor Mashup, You'll Want To Take A Trip To Australia

by N/A, 8 years ago | 2 min read

Doughnuts seem to have been up to some pretty fun stuff thus far in 2016. You probably already lost your mind over the $100 doughnuts covered in 24-karat gold and champagne. But there's something more affordable and more gut-busting in terms of doughnut news coming out of the outback. Ze Pickle, a burger joint in Brisbane, Australia, has just introduced its very own creation (or rendition–you may have seen something similar elsewhere) of the infamous "doughnut-burger."

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*Prepare to salivate*

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This mouth-watering Frankenstein-like creation combines all things delicious in life, i.e. doughnuts, bacon, burger, cheese and a final ingredient that you couldn't have seen coming: Nutella.

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First off, wipe the saliva that has presumably dripped from your mouth down onto the screen off said screen before reading further. Ready to keep reading? Good, because there's more tasty news ahead. Namely, the burger's name:

Doughnutf*ckwitdis

Aptly titled, right?

It comes with either a wagyu beef or fried chicken patty while the other ingredients from above remain its cornerstone. Now, for such a delicious monstrosity, you'd better be prepared to pay the price, both calorically and financially.

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The doughnutf*ckwitdis comes in at a whopping $18, which doesn't include a second meat patty like what you see above. Also, if you're going to try this fully formed food compilation, is having a second patty in there really necessary? There's already plenty going on, but to each his own.

And, just as I say that somebody decides a triple patty is in order. I spoke to soon. The more (meat) the merrier, I suppose. Is it even possible to wrap one's mouth around this towering cheesy, glazed gooeyness? I'd think not.

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Anyway, at this point there's not really much more to say about Ze Pickle's attempt to cause both a minor heart attack and pure, unbridled happiness simultaneously, other than simply, "WOW!" But, don't think we've forgotten about the downside of this joyful feast: the caloric intake.

Today in Australia has a pun the perfectly describes what you probably shouldn't do if you don't want to ruin any chance at staying in shape, this soon after the new year no less: "dough-nut" eat it.

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Fair enough, but who's to say that there's a caloric number that you can cap off when it comes to overall happiness? Nobody could eat this and not feel immense joy upon doing so, so for that reason alone it's worth the price of consumption.

Because, seriously, how could you tell someone "dough-nut" eat this? It's glorious! The explosion of popularity has led Ze Pickle to open a second restaurant this March, by the way.

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In conclusion doughnutf*ckwitdis, except do f*ckwitdis, because we know you want to eat it, so f*ckinwitdis is actually your one and only option.