A Secret New Menu Item From Taco Bell Will Be Hitting Your Super Bowl This February

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

Are you a consumer of fast food? Are you a consumer of grown men slamming into one another, for sport, for hours on end? Are you a consumer of capitalistic America?! If you answered, "yes," to at least one then you're in luck, because Taco Bell has just made a big announcement in conjunction with the Super Bowl–a secret new menu item. The Mexican food brand claims it could be their:

"biggest creation ever!"

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I guess stoners and teens will be the judge of that.

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Thus far, nothing has really been given up about what this secret new menu item could be, other than a 30 second ad will run during the Super Bowl and it will bring two things together than have never been together before.

That's something Taco Bell seems to have mastered with such SyFy movie-sounding foods as the quesarito–the quesadilla/burrito hybrid, both heaven and hell-sent. Taco Bell announced this mysterious new creation via a press release, but even the press release is completely ambiguous as to what to expect, as most of the text has been redacted.

Seriously they refuse to give up any information, even the #hashtag that will go along with the bold announcement. All this mystery is, well, a bit loco, but is certainly making me curious to see what the hell they've come up with.

Honestly, this is all they've given up for those who want to take time to read the press release, which is a useless read with this much redaction:

"[redacted] is full of mouthwatering [redacted] with the beloved ingredients Taco Bell is known for including [redacted] [redacted] and [redacted]. Following a [redacted] that [redacted] in [redacted] in [redacted], Taco Bell pronounced the [redacted] as [redacted] [redacted] in the company’s history."

We know they're including (three blank items) which are mouthwateringly (blank). If that sound deliciously enticing to you, you know exactly what you need to do, aside from tune in to the Super Bowl to find out…

Get out all those left over hot sauce packets from that one random drawer in your kitchen and prepare to feast!