You'll Want To Laugh At This, But This Frozen Ball Of Poop Almost Killed A Woman
Let's start off this foray into the fecal sphere by first answering an honest question? You do you realize that when you drop a deuce into a toilet, flushing it simply doesn't imply it's disappeared forever, right? Good, now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's discuss the specifics of such happenings as it pertains to aircrafts. Instead of the byproducts of your backside at least getting dumped into a sewage system, or worse, our waterways, airplanes eject that sh*t all over Earth.
"Football-sized" and "shoulder injury" connections and jokes aside, this falling piece of poop was ice cold, because generally when these are ejected from aircrafts, the contents freeze and won't make it all the way to Earth's surface.
The hurled chunk of excrement apparently hit Gaud's roof, before crashing through on her. If the roof hadn't slowed the velocity of the poop (laugh at this part of the sentence, if you must), it would've crushed her skull (stop laughing now)
The good news in all of this poop news is that even though she's most likely down in the dumps about being dumped on by other people's dumps is that Guad will most likely be given a sizable compensatory sum for being pummeled by poop. Every cloud has a silver (or brown or green–as in money, sicko) lining, right?