The 7 Types Of People You'll Find At The Gym At The Beginning Of The New Year

by N/A, 8 years ago | 2 min read

We all know at least one person whose New Years resolution is to "get fit" or "lose weight." That person usually sticks to their guns for maybe a week, then it's back to the same old slothful lifestyle. But that week is wonderful for those who get to observe from the outside, because it's often a complete disaster.

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1. The guy who gets way too into his exercise regimen way too quickly.

Okay, I get it. It's a new year and you're starting a new exercise routine. You want to be prepared, so you go out and buy some new workout clothes. But you overdid it, pal. A helmet? Sunglasses? You're indoors, bro.

2. The people who don't take their exercise regimen seriously enough.

"Going to the gym" usually implies the phrase "and working out" at the end. If you want some new scenery to ignore while you stare at your phone, I'd suggest somewhere you're not in the way.

3. The bro who got an industrial size jug of protein powder for Christmas and just really, really wants to go somewhere, take off his shirt, and show everyone how strong he is.

What, you think I don't know your buddy's holding the other end of that bar while he takes your picture? Cool, bro.

4. The people who just really, really don't belong.

Take your marching practice elsewhere, please. Unless you're going to jam out to some Top 40 while I get swole. Then you can stay.

5. The guy who's so desperate for gym approval that he just has to do the stupidest, most dangerous exercise he can think of.

Why don't you just stay at home and make an idiotic YouTube video if you want attention so badly?

6. The person who just sweats way, way too much. It literally couldn't be more obvious that this is the first time you've worked out in like six years.

And it'll be the only time you work out in the next six years. Just please wipe the machine off.

7. The girl who wears high heels to the gym.

You just came straight from da club, didn't you?