Bet You Didn't Wake Up Today Thinking You'd Get to See a Child Eat an Entire Watermelon
If you haven't heard of "Watermelon Boy," stop what you're doing, because Watermelon Boy is one of the most important contemporary figures and is clearly a major player on the world's stage.
You've probably eaten watermelon before. You probably know that the pink part is a sweet and delicious treat. Many a summer day has been enhanced by the presence of the juicy fruit. You probably also know that the rind of the watermelon (or the green part to the layman) is bitter, disgusting, and hard to eat. That doesn't phase Watermelon Boy.
He ate an entire watermelon–rind and all–by himself. And thus, he was given the moniker "Watermelon Boy," and has subsequently achieved internet fame. Why eat an entire watermelon? You'll have to ask Watermelon Boy.
Soon after, he was featured on several news outlets. Then the internet got its hands on the footage, as it always does, and Watermelon Boy became immortalized in the annals of the world wide web. All for the simple act of eating an entire watermelon. If that isn't worthy of fame and notoriety, I don't know what is. Move over Picasso, Obama, and Susan B. Anthony.
Why would one venture to eat a watermelon by oneself, rind and all? Why is he sitting alone, and where are his parents? How frequently does WB eat an entire watermelon? Is that even healthy?
Nobody knows when the second coming of WB will be, but it will glorious, and he'll probably be eating a watermelon.