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The Children Of Drug Lords Are Living Large And Sharing It All Over Instagram

by N/A, 8 years ago | 3 min read

Drug lords and cartel members live pretty depraved lives. For starters, they do their fair share of killing - "when necessary for business." Then there's the corruption of local government, complete tax evasion, oh, and don't forget about the profuse amounts of illegal drugs they push.

That being said, you'd think the families of drug lords like El Chapo would be doing all they could to get out of potentially life-threatening circumstances - but no, not the case. In fact, they embrace it.

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As it turns out, being the kid of a drug lord has some serious material perks - like owning your own domesticated tiger.

Of course, knowing a girl that looks like that doesn't hurt either...

The now-deleted Instagram account "Narcoofficial" is chock-full of pictures of the ridiculously lavish lives of cartel kids.

But if you're trying to go for the "wow factor," maybe don't use stacks of ones?

And apparently tigers are a big running theme...

Along with accordions too. Because only the infamously wealthy own accordions these days, right? Duh.

The tiger seems to really be enjoying it.

And if you can't get your hands on a tiger, a lion will do.

He finally bought himself the tiger he wanted. Now he's just gotta find the right accordion.

Of course, what would a filthy rich drug cartel family be without their Lambos and Ferraris?

Don't forget the tastefully placed assortment of guns.

Speaking of guns...everyone has one.

Which leads us to our second cartel kids theme: gorgeous women with guns.

Lots, and lots of guns.

Nothing's hotter than a woman who pretends she knows what she's doing with a high-powered semi-automatic rifle.

Some use bedazzled pistols as fashion pieces...

Which is pretty loathsome, really.

While others just like to keep a light bazooka around for spontaneous photo ops.

Then there's the ever necessary gold-plated artillery.

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Because if you're going to kill in the name of large scale drug-smuggling, make sure you do it in style.

And in case you thought the arrogance couldn't run any deeper, cartel kids also post pictures of their daddy's policia conquests.

Or their daddy's henchman, rather.

Because when you have as much power as drug lords do, you assume you just can't be touched.

And while the payoff might be enticing - okay, dumbfounding - it sure as hell doesn't eliminate the risks.

Just ask El Chapo.

If these kids listened to Biggie, they'd know: "Mo money mo problems." NAHM SAYIN?