10 People You Pray Not To See At The Movies
Avoid teens and old people at all costs - even if it means sitting in the front row.
We all hate them. All of them. End of story.
"I fucking love you."
"I fucking love you too."
"This movie sucks."
"Let's make out."
If there was ever a reason to hate Bunch-a-Crunch...
4. The old couple that says literally everything they're thinking out loud.
"OH MY GOD WALT, I THINK HE'S GONNA KILL HER! HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA KILL HER! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, HE'S WALKING UP BEHIND HER WITH A KNIFE, HE'S REALLY GONNA DO IT, HE'S GONNA KILL HER!"
"OHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Thinking with his head," I knowwww which head he was talking about!!! Oh that is so dirtyyyy!!! AHAHAHAHA!"
Sorry guys. We know you're not trying to ruin our movies with your inquisitiveness and enthusiasm, but sadly, you kinda are.
Really? You can spend $30 at the movies, but you can't afford a sitter? And you took your baby with you to see "The Purge"??? Jesus...
Literally NO ONE is talking right now. You are officially the only one making noise.
Fifteen times is 12 times too many to be a goddamn accident anymore.
You smell them coming, pungent notes of Axe in the air. You hear them - the chatter of "babes" and "boobs" growing louder. They are coming...and you just wasted $12.