Advice: Don't Ever Commit Credit Card Fraud On A Customer. This Girl Learned Her Lesson

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

"I'm a good child, I swear!"

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The woman doesn't waste any time calling out the girl, and immediately, a look of horror falls over her face.

Woman: "Fraud ass..."

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Woman: "So we got you on camera yesterday at Ralph's for $212. So, just know that the cops are coming up here..."

Surprisingly, when the woman asks her to admit to what she did, she does with little hesitation. She even apologizes, but it doesn't appease the woman's anger.

Woman: "You know what you did right?"

Girl: "...I am sooo sorry ma'am."

Woman: "You're sorry about what, that you went to Ralph's? You took a copy of my fucking card, HERE!"

Then, things escalate a little, and the woman really starts to bring the righteous wrath hammer down.

Girl: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry..."

Woman: "What exactly are you sorry about, that you took money from me and my kids?!"

Girl: "I'm sorry that I took money from you and your kids, I'm sorry that you had to come up here, I'm sorry that this is inconvenient for you."

REALLY? You're sorry it's "inconvenient"? Wow...great choice of words. Smart girl.

Finally, things reach a hilarious climax when the girl starts trying to convince the woman that she's a "good child."

Girl: "I'm a good child, I swear..."

Woman: "Oh you're a good girl, mmhmm, yeah."

Girl: "I really do good in school (correction: well* in school), I'm 19, I play soccer."

Word to the wise. Do not try convincing some you just committed credit card fraud on that you're a good person. Or even better, don't commit fraud.

Watch the whole ridiculous feud here: