17 Of The Funniest Kidz Bop Lyric Changes That May Be Even Better Than The Original
"Band-aids don't fix, don't you know?"
Original Lyrics: "She told me in the morning she don't feel the same about us in her bones"
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "She told me in the hallway she don’t feel the same about us in her bones”
Because "in the morning" clearly insinuates she spent the night, right? Tsk, tsk.
Original Lyrics: "You used to call me on my cell phone, late night when you need my love."
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "You used to call me on my cell phone, any time you need to talk."
Awwwww. That's adorable.
Original Lyrics: "Out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb/ and you're not gonna reach my telephone"
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "Out in the club and I'm eating that grub/ and you're not gonna reach my telephone"
You totes eat grub at the club, ya know?
Original Lyrics: "'I'm like 'Hey, what's up? Hello'/ Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door"
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "I'm like 'Hey, what's up? Hello' / You look pretty awesome as you came in the door."
This kid is a straight up boss in the music video.
Original Lyrics: "Started from the bottom now the whole team fucking here/ I done kept it real from the jump/ Living at my mama's house we'd argue every mornin' n****, I was trying to get it on my own."
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "Started from the bottom now the class leaving here. Had to keep it real when I was young. Homework every night, report cards every month. I was tryna get A's on my own."
So, they basically rewrote the entire song. Also, WHY IS THIS KID'S TEACHER CALLING HIM? #Creepy.
Original Lyrics: "We're higher than a motherfucker!"
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "We're Kidz Bop and we're taking over!"
BRB, dying. Also "dance with who you want and dance with who you like" is just hilarious.
Original Lyrics: "I told her my name and said, ‘It’s nice to meet ya’/And then she handed me a bottle of water with tequila"
Kidz Bop lyrics: “I told her my name and said, 'It’s nice to meet ya’/ And then she handed me a bottle of water, said ‘nice to meet ya’?”
Nice to meet ya! Have a bottle of water from the kindness of my heart.
Original lyrics: "The boys break their necks/ Tryna creep a little sneak peek"
Kidz Bop lyrics: "Boys break their necks, tryna to act a little crazy"
Ummm, what crazy things are these young lads doing to break their necks?! Please advise, Kidz Bop.
Original Lyrics: "Can you feel the pressure between your hips/ I'll make it feel like the first time"
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "Can you hear the song singing in my heart/ I'll make it known for the first time"
Raise your hand if you're confused...
Original Lyrics: "Club jumping like LeBron now/Volí!/Order me another round/ Homie!”
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "Club jumping like Kidz Bop now/Yeah!/Dance with me, we’re going round/Homie!”
....but they seriously chose to keep "let's make a night you won't remember" in there?!
Original Lyrics: "Love your curves and all your edges/ all your perfect imperfections"
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "Love your words and all your edges/ all your perfect imperfections"
I know, curves are so scandalous and provocative!!! Let's keep our kids innocent while we still can!
Original Lyrics: "Probably should have washed this, it smells like R. Kelly's sheets"
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "Probably should have washed this, it smells like my baseball cleats"
LOL... what?
Original Lyrics: "Fill my cup, put some liquor in it"
Actual lyrics: "Fill my cup, put some water in it"
Like, couldn't they have picked a less lame drink, like juice or something?
Original Lyrics: "Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size/ she says, 'boys they like a little more booty to hold at night'"
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "Yeah, my mama she told me 'don't worry about your size/ she says, 'Don't let it keep you at home in your room at night'"
Wow, Kidz Bop just made the song sound pathetic.
Original Lyrics: "Uh huh show me what you got/ Now come and make it worth my while"
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "Uh huh show me how you dance/ Now come and make it worth my while"
Sorry but... show me how you DANCE? Really?
Original Lyrics: "Kiss me hard before you go, summertime sadness"
Kidz Bop Lyrics: "Listen hard before you go, summertime sadness"
What does listen hard even mean? How does it relate to summertime sadness now?
Original Lyrics: "Band-aids don't fix bullet holes"
Kids Bop Lyrics: "Band-aids don't fix, don't you know?"
NO, I DON'T KNOW KIDZ BOP. WHAT DON'T BAND-AIDS FIX?
Ugh, just leave me in suspense, why don't ya.