If You're A Grown Woman With A Baby Face Then You Know These 16 Things Are True

by N/A, 9 years ago | 3 min read

I swear my ID is real, can I get a drink now?

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1. People significantly younger than you tend to hit on you. Like, jail bate material.

And people your own age seem to think you're invisible because they're not interested in dating a 12-year-old.

2. You're sick of answering the "How old are you?" question, and getting this type of confused reaction.

I'M NOT LYING, I SWEAR.

3. You genuinely fear that people don't take you seriously at work because you look like a child who miraculously found their way into the office.

4. When you put makeup on in an attempt to look older, but people still think you're 14.

5. When you go to a bar and the bouncer takes longer to look at your ID than the rest of your friends'.

6. In fact, you can't help but feel unnecessary anxiety when trying to buy liquor in case they don't believe your ID is real.

7. Even getting into R-rated movies proves to be more difficult than it should be, when they ask to see your ID.

8. That awful feeling you get when people start thinking your younger relatives are older than you.

Wasn't your cousin Sophia like 12 the other day, and now people think she's older than you?! So uncool.

9. You totally try to cheapskate your way out of things like paying the "adult" fare for the bus or train.

10. That awkward moment people ask you about school and you graduated years ago.

11. And they're always extremely shocked to hear you talk about "adult" things, like who you're voting for in the presidential election and what bars you've been hitting up.

12. Being sexy can be a bit of a challenge, because you don't want anyone thinking you're a baby prostitute.

13. Restaurants still give you kid's menus.

But you totally take advantage of the mac 'n' cheese.

14. That relieving feeling knowing no one will ever bother you to get you to sign up for shit on the street, 'cause they think you're underage.

15. When someone knocks on your door and asks if your parents are home.

And when you're not in the mood to deal with annoying salespeople, you're just like "nope!"

16. Being repeatedly told, "you'll appreciate it when you're older!" when you complain about how young you look.

I damn well better enjoy it...