10 Pets Who Are Completely Okay With Giving Up On Their New Years Resolutions Already

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

They couldn't care less if it hasn't even been a month yet.

1. After three days, Moe's already regretting his resolutions.

"If never running again means being fat forever, then I am more than okay with that."

2. And Mr. Pickles is not at all about this "low carb diet" crap.

"Dig in? Did you just say 'DIG IN'??? Oh yeah, I can't f*cking WAIT to annihilate this fish-shaped tofu..."

3. Rufus is only halfway through his first book and already, he's reminded of why he hates reading so much.

"There is no way anyone legitimately reads for pleasure...There is just no freaking way."

4. Nutello's starting to seriously question why he spent all his Christmas money on workout clothes and not pizza.

"What have I done..."

5. And Snickers just can't even anymore.

"Yeah I'm done, sorry not sorry. If you need me, I'll be here for the next eight hours."

6. Molly heard yoga was fun...and now she wants to kill everyone and anyone who told her it was.

"Whoever told me downward dog was the hardest position is a dead man."

7. When Missy said she wanted to "look and feel different," this is not what she had in mind.

"Great. Now instead of being a homely, chubby bulldog, I'm a homely chubby bulldog with her nails painted glitter-blue. What a start to the year..."

8. And Bella's starting to think she just isn't cut out for Zumba.

"Wake me up when this isn't a thing anymore."

9. Tucker already hates pilates more than anything else in the whole world.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT! CRAMP! CRAMP! GODDDDDDD, WHY WON'T THEY STOP?!?"

10. And Casper is just done with this "New year, new me" bullshit.

"Yeah I think I'm gonna wait 'til next year to start caring about stuff."