These 27 Animals Capture Perfectly What It Looks Like To Keep Your New Year's Resolution
by N/A, 8 years ago |
4 min read
They don't want you to eat salad.
1. When you order a side of veggies instead of loaded mashed potatoes.
2. When you start dreaming about donuts.
3. When you sit and think of all the restrictions you've just put on yourself.
4. When you find a long forgotten piece of candy in your desk drawer.
5. When you're drinking straight liquor because you've given up everything but water and alcohol.
6. When you prep your first kale salad of the new year.
7. When you make it through the first week of your new healthy lifestyle.
8. When you roommates want to order a pizza the day after your cheat day.
9. When you actually start to think that kale is delicious.
10. When you remember that you have half a tub of ice cream in the back of your freezer.
11. When you're trying to use all your new kitchen gadgets but you have no idea what you're doing.
12. When someone tells you how impressed they are by your ability to stick with your diet.
13. When you're finishing up a healthy meal and the table next to you asks to see the dessert tray.
14. When you start to feel hangry and get a little sassy in between meals.
15. When your friends get pizza before heading home from a bar.
16. When it's your birthday and you consider calling in sick to avoid all the cake.
17. When you are driving home thinking about dinner and you can smell french fries from the Wendy's down the street.
18. When someone in your apartment is making bacon.
19. When you see the new pastries in the display case at your favorite coffee shop.
20. When you pack an awesome salad for lunch and HR orders pizza for the whole office.
21. When you measure out your serving sizes and see how much is actually in the bowl.
22. When you ask to have spaghetti squash instead of regular spaghetti.
23. When you finally learn how to make a salad that you like.
24. When you're trying to stay away from the snack table at a party.
25. When you go to the new pressed juiced place everyone is raving about and try the supposedly "delicious" juice.
26. When you see your total at Whole Foods, but you're only walking out with one bag.
27. When you order a burrito bowl because you're trying to do better, but it's just not right.
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