How Should A Dog Wear Pants? This Canadian Company Finally Shows Us The Answer

by N/A, 8 years ago | 2 min read

The question about how dogs would hypothetically wear pants has been baffling everyone. Now, a company in Canada has finally answered one of life's great mysteries.

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By now, we're all familiar with the infamous question that's been baffling the internet.

Well, I've got some good news for you. There's a company that makes pants for dogs.

Muddy Mutts is a canine apparel company based in Canada. They've been making dog-specific pants for years now. The company founders invented the dog pants in an attempt to solve the problem of "long clean up times when taking their two dogs on daily walks."

And guess what? The pants COVER ALL FOUR LEGS.

So, if you chose this answer, congratulations. You are obviously smarter than half of the world.

If you didn't choose this answer, I'm sorry, but you're obviously very, very stupid.

But, more importantly, let's take a moment to observe how cute dogs look when they wear pants.

Buying pairs of pants for your dogs will help them look like true gentlemen...

...or a handsome seafarin', swashbucklin' canine.

Really, dog pants are just super cool, and they'll provide you with much easier cleanup when you take your dog out into the world.

And if you think about it, Muddy Mutts' answer to the dog-pants question makes perfect sense.

When you wear pants, they cover both of your legs. That's what they're designed for. Well, dogs have four legs (NOT two legs and two arms, as half the internet seems to believe), so naturally the pants would cover all four legs. It's simple logic.

So, a million thanks to the people at Muddy Mutts for answering the unanswerable question.

I can now finally sleep again at night knowing dog-pants would cover all four of their legs.

Case closed.