Putin's 2016 Calendar May Make You A Little Uncomfortable
The Russian president has a huge following in his home country, so much, in fact that these limited edition calendars are flying off the shelves as 200,000 copies have been sold already. Each month features a nice shot of the leader (even some topless ones!) and a sound piece of advice, translated here for those of us who don't speak Russian. Enjoy.
"Christmas fills the hearts of millions of Russians with joy. This holiday harks back to the beginning of our spiritual traditions, to the ideals of love and mercy which have for centuries united the nation and helped us to hold out in times of tough challenges and difficulties."
"Russia has got infinite nature! It was given to us - yes, that's the right word -by God!"
We get a taste of the outdoorsy Putin in March
"I like all Russian women. I personally think Russian women are the most talented and the most beautiful."
In April, Putin gets his fitness on
"A love for sport is established in childhood, in a family. A love for sport is inconsistent with tobacco, with alcohol, and with drugs."
May is a patriotic month for Putin
"Victory Day is our joint holiday because the Great Patriotic War was a battle for the future of humanity. Our fathers and grandfathers went through unbearable suffering, sacrifices and losses. They were fighting till the death. They showed us an example of nobility and true patriotism."
Putin's a real family man in June
"What should you live for? I think -- for kids, for grandkids -- it's been always worth living for our motherland. And it's worth it today and in the future to live for it and to create. What else?"
Shirtless Putin makes an appearance in July
"My enthusiasm for active sport, like for many others, came during youth. And it hasn't changed over the years."
August features fishing and camo-ed out Putin
"As for fishing, I love it and always take what are unfortunately rare chances to sit with some fishing tackle."
Putin gets a little handsy in September
"The generosity of the soul of our people doesn't run dry. Their kindness, tenderness, cordiality, the kindest noble human feelings and intentions don't end."
We get a glimpse of Putin in uniform in October
"No one will succeed in gaining military superiority over Russia. Our army is modern, effective and -- as they now say -- polite and formidable. We have enough will, force and courage to protect our freedom."
November is the best month, because look at that dog
"Dogs and I have very warm feelings for one another."
And we end off the year with a bang (and some photoshop) in December
"Dear friends! The New Year is coming. It's time to say the warmest words to your loved ones, to thank them for their understanding and reliability, their patience and care. Happy holiday!"