Need Some Inspiration Today? You'll Love How This Tiny Dachshund Towers Above The Rest

by N/A, 8 years ago | 2 min read

Dachshunds are admittedly one of the most adorable, yet unfortunate creations walking the face of the Earth. Equal parts cute and "that must be a tough existence" is the wiener dog mantra. With such a long body, it seems unfair that dachshund legs are completely disproportional to the rest of its anatomical makeup.

In light of beating this life roadblock, Crusoe (the celebrity dachshund) has found the greatest loophole that wiener dogs everywhere will be thanking him for.

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As a refresher, here's a dachshund trying its darnedest to do some doggie duty. Looking upwards, wondering if only it were taller, it could reach that scrap of food, or at the very least have a different perspective on the world.

This perspective gives you an insight into how difficult it must be to live in this cruel world as a dachshund. You feel rather large, but the reality of legs the size of human pinky fingers hold you back from so many opportunities that could've been fulfilled otherwise.

Getting back to the point, Crusoe (the celebrity dachshund) has beaten the odds life stacked against him. That's right, Crusoe is living his wildest dream of having legs (stilts) that make his body more proportional in a way that makes sense.

No longer are the days a dachshund must wonder what lies atop that table. No longer are the days that dachshunds must gaze from the depths of Earth's ground floor. No longer are the days dachshunds are to be pitied for their puny legs!

That's right: we've entered the future, the future is now and the future involves dachshunds living their dreams to the fullest.

Crusoe has paved the way for other dachshunds to live out their dreams of legs that actually fit their body type. He's implementing stilts into his lifestyle and just going for it in the most admirable way. The question remains: what are you doing to live out your dreams? The future is in fact now, and you need to take a page from Crusoe's book and find a way to beat the odds of life and make your dreams become a reality.