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If You're Into Making Hilariously Realistic Resolutions, This is For You

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

New year, new Netflix series.

funny people lol new years Non-Premium

It's a new year, and you know what that means...
Literally 75% of your Facebook friends raving about all the resolutions they're going to tackle this year.
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Meanwhile, you're making a list of all the Netflix shows you plan on watching in the very near future.
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Because you're not quite ready to commit to much else just yet - other than staying the same, of course.

Just one more. This year's the last one.

So you've decided to be realistic about things.
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Doable.

Because you'd rather set the bar low and surpass it, then set it high and fall short like everyone else.
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As far as food goes, you're not changing much either...
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And personal changes? Well, those have obviously got to be extremely realistic too.
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It's like the greats always say, "set goals that you can achieve."

As for others? You probably already know who's going to fall off the resolution wagon first.
But not you. Why? Because you don't have a wagon to fall off of.
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Crisis = averted.

As for all the bona fide gym rats, they've got a lot to look forward to.

Don't worry guys, it'll be over in a few weeks - a month tops.

Then there's you, who motivational posters have a completely opposite effect on than intended.
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Yeah, I'll take the extra fries, thanks.

Because you're not into the same kind of fitness as everyone else.
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Are you gonna make gains this year? Absolutely.
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Just not the kind everyone else is claiming they'll make this year. The kind you know you can make.
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Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE A REALIST.

Stay strong, party hard, and make it a great year, fellow non-resolutionists.
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