Sometimes Profanity-Free Insults Are The Most Insulting. Check Out These Examples
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
On a recent AskReddit thread, user every_of_the_time11 asked other users to submit their best profanity-free insult. Needless to say, the responses were both hilarious and devastating.
This one cuts right to the heart.
A great way to insult someone in two ways in just one succinct sentence.
This very well could go over your target's head. Which could be a good thing, means you'll avoid a potential butt-kicking.
Yeah, I can't recommend that you ever try this one out.
Not technically any profanity here, but pretty rough still.
Remember, I didn't write this. Don't shoot the messenger.
That's some true, classic wit.
For when "you're stupid" just won't suffice.
Shakespeare: the original master of insults.
Ouch.
This gem from "Billy Madison."
A thinking man's alternative to "I wish you and your whole family were dead."
Definitely using this one. It's got some snap to it and contains a pun. What more could you ask of an insult?
Absolute perfection.
So mean, yet so brilliant.
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Do not show me this again