Macauley Culkin Is Back As Kevin McCallister And He's Gone Totally Crazy
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
Did you really think Kevin would end up as a perfectly normal and stable adult?
If you've been wondering what kind of adult Kevin McCallister grew up to be after he was abandoned by his family on Christmas and was forced to fend off bad guys breaking into his parents' home, we now have answers.
Macaulay Culkin guest-starred as the grown-up version of Kevin from "Home Alone" in the first episode of a new web series called ":DRYNVRS," where he recounts his troubled childhood to the show's main character, Jack.
Even though Kevin operates his own car service, he apparently doesn't even know how to drive, so Jack takes over. Because everything is NOT ok.
And then story time begins...
Yup, poor Kevin remembers every little bit about being left behind as an innocent and adorable 8-year-old.
Of course, he remembers Harry and Marv, the psychopath burglars that he had one too many run-ins with.
Obviously, they caused some serious psychological damage to Kevin.
It's safe to say Kev has a lot of bitter resentment towards his family. Why wouldn't he though?
It's all your fault, Uncle Frank...
Then, Kevin's trip down memory lane is interrupted by a gunman attempting to steal the car.
You might think Kevin would be extremely paranoid after all the trauma he's endured, but it turns out, he's still got some 8-year-old Kevin in him.
Yup, he pulls out those good ol' "Home Alone" pranks.
It totally made us feel all nostalgic.
But then things get a little um, disturbing...
Nightmare-inducing, even.
Kevin!!!!!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
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Do not show me this again